available languages -- copyright by NOGGFISH 2012  --  contact --  impressum  -- Swiv is no humanoid life form. His species originates from the planet C:/FORGG/. Even in the early times of the  galaxy the inhabitants of C:/FORGG/ left their home planet looking for jobs, and settled on some planets where they  found good working conditions. Amongst these was the earth, the C:/FORGG/ got profitable jobs as software  engineers for the at these times dominating race of the EGIPHTA. As the EGIPHTA left the earth rushing due to an  imminent asteroid impact, the C:/FORGG/ where once again without jobs, and also stuck on earth.  The EGIPHTA have miss-calculated, the deadly asteroid slightly passed the  earth and pulverized the second moon of earth. Shortly prior to the atomization  of their arch (circling without drive propulsion system in the orbit), the  EGIPHTA intensively regretted that they left all C:/FORGG/ behind, including  the software engineer responsible for the defective board computer. Not all  EGIPHTA died due to some lines of imperfect source code, one rescue capsule  with survivors has been accelerated to a solar orbit and still periodically passes  the earth as the comet Halley with its mummified occupants. The C:/FORGG/ survived the natural catastrophe, the dinosaurs by the way as well. The  true reason for the extinction of the dinosaurs was on one hand that they have served as a  popular supply of meat/leather/necklaces for the C:/FORGG/, and on the  other hand because the have been stupid as bread, fat and dammed ugly.  The stranded C:/FORGG/ where hanging around jobless until now, in the  course of millions of years passing they lost their ability to speak, as well  as to read and write due to ongoing mental underload. Today, the  successors of this pitiable species can be found with the irritating  denomination "monkey" in the great outdoors, as well increasingly in  urban zoos.  The last Dinosaur, not amused at all. Very distant relative of the C:/FORGG/